Chat Room Behavior Reports

[sweetness]

Well it comes to my attention that Tigs Reports needs to start back up. I will talk to Tig and see if this can be arrange.

I will kick it off by starting with a couple of people that DESERVES and HAVE EARN a hard spanking.

LILWILDCAT
Well her attitude and behavior have been on the rough side here lately. Lets start with the "up button". A new guy in the chat named Max was the brunt of her tirade. Poor poor Michael, the poor elderly man just didn't know how to get a grip on the wildcat. We have a room in the Chat Room for such bad behavior. We all tried in vain to get her in there. She is so tiny and quick that she kept slipping though the crack. Poor innocent tig mouth got duck tape by wildcat. Tig was just trying to tell people exactly how to tame the wildcat. What Wildcat really needed was a Georgia Bulldog. Tig and the Wildcat will be getting together for the July 4th weekend and I guarantee FIREWORKS. Two cats in the mountains, what will happen. Nobody around to tame any cats. :funny:

Now here is how to tame a Lilwildcat:
Need a hard 10 minute hairbrush on the bare ass from the following: Mr. M, Miss J, Lady D, and sweet lovable Coach.


ANN

Ann problem in chat is BRB. BRB = SMOKING. I do believe that a "in your face" scare the shit of her lecture will do the trick. She took at least 10 BRB breaks. Just how many cigs are in a pack anyway?

Also with the "up button" been cussing like a sailor.

Now here is how to control Ann
Same type of punishment except a little different. Lock her in a room with Lady D and let Lady D have at her. Ann will never be the same again.

MICHAEL

This elderly man needs to see what it is like being spanked hard. HELLO SASSI. He is a 75.5% Brat. He like to take control of every detail of the chat. When he is quiet that is when he is up to no good. I tell ya, he isn't a spanker HE IS A SPANKEE. Just won't admit it to the Gang. Love to yank his chain.


abcde
Gee, his last session did nothing for his behavior. Still dreaming that tig is going to be spank. That is his only desire. Once innocent tig is spank he might be quiet. Always causing trouble in the chat room. Every minute and every second. Trying to convince everyone that not only tig needs spank but everyone but himself needs spank. THATS A SPANKABLE OFFENSE


tigger :angel:
So quiet in chat. Not a peep. There is nothing bad to mention about her behavior. Behavior been angelic.


Well thats all I have to report on.

Sweets subbing for Tig

[Sawdust]

I guess I was too quiet to comment about Huh tig.

Sawdust

[Slave_47]

everytime i go to chat there is noone on. guess I wont have to worry about a bas report card now huh!!!!
:badpac:

[LilWildcat]

Slave_47.....ya might want to check this thing called the chat schedule....


Oh...and spelling errors in this modern age of spell checkers are spankable.......



lilwildcat.......

[Ann]

EEEEEEK!!!!

OMG!!!! Sweetness/tig are you trying to get me in trouble? I think I better clear things up here just so you and a certain other person ( shhhh, being that it's Lady D) won't be confused.

Now, the BRB=Been Riding Bike. Oh, and just for your info sweets, there are 20 cigarettes in a pack.

And this cussing like a sailor thingy is what sailors do. Weeeeell, I was not in the Navy, I was in the Army and Army folks don't do such naughty things. I was such a good little soldier I got to do push-ups even when I didn't want to. And, in fact, my last week there some of us good little soldiers snuck whiskey in the barracks and drank and drank and drank while we played pool and the sargeant just looked the other way. Boy, those pool balls sure were spinning a lot unless it was us, never did figure that one out, he he.

Oh, and sweets, about Lady D using her hairbrush on my ass for 10 minutes and locking me in a room with her....ARE YOU CRAZY GIRL???? Oh my my, lordy lordy, you got me squirming in my chair right now just thinking about that one. I wouldn't be able to sit down for a week or more after she got done with my poor behind. I think I'll start ahead of Lady D and run like hell before she gets her hands on me. But, you know, I think you're right sweets, I definitely would not be the same person. In fact, I would be a very well behaved little former soldier. YIKES!!!!!


Ann~~~~trying to be an :angel: (I think, he he)

[Michael]

Originally posted by sweetness
MICHAEL

This elderly man needs to see what it is like being spanked hard. HELLO SASSI. He is a 75.5% Brat. He like to take control of every detail of the chat. When he is quiet that is when he is up to no good. I tell ya, he isn't a spanker HE IS A SPANKEE. Just won't admit it to the Gang. Love to yank his chain.

(Best Gabby Hayes voice -- or "frontier gibberish" from "Blazing Saddles," if that's a better reference): "Now, now, now wait just a gol derned minute, you hornswoggling sidewinder."

[LilWildcat]

Tig...you forgot to mention one little thing...WEG


Like emily's evil twin wrecking havoc with everyone in chat....

We just thought Ann needed soap.... .....emily's vocabulary would make a Sailor blush...:badpac:

Isn't she supposed to be grounded???....:badpac:


lilwildcat...

[redchief]

Originally posted by Michael
(Best Gabby Hayes voice -- or "frontier gibberish" from "Blazing Saddles," if that's a better reference): "Now, now, now wait just a gol derned minute, you hornswoggling sidewinder."

Don't forget CRACKER CROOKER!

[Katrina]

Originally posted by LilWildcat
Tig...you forgot to mention one little thing...WEG

Like Emily's evil twin wrecking havoc with everyone in chat

We just thought Ann needed soap. Emily's vocabulary would make a Sailor blush

Isn't she supposed to be grounded???

All this goes to show that I have been a good girl in the chat room.

-Kat

[Slave_47]

Originally posted by LilWildcat
Slave_47.....ya might want to check this thing called the chat schedule....


Oh...and spelling errors in this modern age of spell checkers are spankable.......



lilwildcat.......

Thanks for bringing up my mistake lol. We need to make a menu
of sorts for all the violations/punishment so we may be more careful in our messages.:badpac: