Thanks, Guys!
Hmm... I guess taking my spanking like a "big girl" rules out going fetal under his desk, so that means Plan B: jumping naked out the window and running all the way home. Gee, it's pretty cold in Denver right now, Mr. Bob, but whatever you say, Sir.
Which brings me to my next topic: I had convinced Mr. Daniels to let me keep my personal discipline paddle at home. This is good, because... ya know how some paddles are made to look & sound mean, but they really ain't no thang?... well this paddle looks mean, but it's really HELLA NASTY WICKED MEAN! I DESPISE that frickin' paddle! I'm surprised it doesn't burst into flames when I look at it!
But I digress... I don't want to name name's, but let's just say, mistakes were made, and now, Coach has asked that I bring the paddle along.
Now, I know you are all weeping bitterly at the thought of me suffering such punishment, and I, being the person that I am, cannot stand by and allow this to dampen your holiday spirits. I think the best thing for everyone would be a PM campaign to prevail upon Coach to embrace the love & peace of the holiday season and PUT THAT PADDLE DOWN! Everyone who writes will be treated to a gift certificate to Starbucks. Ask Coach about that, too.**
You all are such beautiful people. Who wants to bet me $50 that Sweetness is the first to take up my cause? (Coach is also my bookie, so he'll handle the payouts, as well.)
Mwaw!!
**BTW - If you think I'm serious about the PM campaign, you're either a) not a native English speaker b) exhausted from holiday shopping or c) wired on cough syrup ... I put in this disclaimer, because I'M GOING TO BE SPANKED BY COACH NEXT WEEK!!!
NO PM CAMPAIGN, YA'LL!!! Coach is only doing what he thinks is best for me, and I, for one, am just as thankful as can be! Nice Coach... gooood Coach.
BTW2 - Has anyone seen my Angie? Where the heck are you girl, at a time like this?
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